Married to an adorable goldfish
Licensed Massage Therapy
Got muscle pain? Get educated!
Insomniac who doesn't mind talking
Shy but outgoing? Wtf is this shit??!
Who am I? Where am I? How the hell have I been?
Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.
I don’t think they care.
They care more about licking their butt.
Cecil: making my way downtown
Cecil: walking fast
Steve Carlsberg: hey
Cecil: walking faster
can we talk about how funny this scene is
“let me just say, we accept homeowners of any race, religion, colour or… sexual orientation.”
sam’s face as he laughs at dean’s obvious discomfort
but then dean turns it completely around on him
“hm. right. I’m gonna talk to larry. okay, honey?”
just look at sam’s complete mortification at having his butt pat in public
this is comedy gold okay